#i took some creative liberties

[myflagmeansace]

Hi all! It's taking a lot longer to caption Samba's BTS improv video, but here's the video without captions and a separate transcript with dialogue tags for now! 😘

Scene 1

Ed is determined to banter about Jeff's Inn by the Sea after gravy basket Hornigold ruined it.

Ed (proudly announcing what he does at the inn): My specialty is seafood. Um and I cook the sea...food.

Stede (completely and earnestly smitten): You cook it perfectly, by the way.

Ed (sweetly accepting his compliment): Thank you! 😊

Stede (so appreciative of his love's fictional cooking skills): I love that.

Ed (remembering how well Stede pours drinks *possibly inspired by the Ed draped across a bar fanart Taika called out in the IMDB The Outfronts interview*): Um and you are the cocktail man.

Stede (so excited about his role): I am the cocktail man!

Ed: Yeah!

Stede (really playing into his role): I make a drink or two.

Ed (a little dazed at imagining Stede as a cocktail man pouring him several drinks): Yep oh yeah! Um and more than two sometimes.

Stede (feeling a little cheeky): Sometimes we get on it, don't we? Yeah!

Ed (picking up on what Stede is putting down but also fuck off Hornigold, Ed is totally a people person at this fictional inn!): Yeah, yeah! You know, we get on it. You work the back of house, I work the front of house.

Stede: Yes!

Ed: Yep.

Stede (recognizing the importance of taking turns, in more than one way 😉): Sometimes I work the front of house.

Ed (agreeing to being a versatile partner): Yeah and then I-you give me a turn working the back.

Stede: Yes.

Ed: Yeah.

Stede (shameless at this point): You like that, don't you?

Ed (a little flustered but keeping his cool): Aw, I mean, I-you know, it's just nice for a change now and then, you know?

Stede (liking the thought of keeping Ed satisfied): Something different. Yeah!

Ed (admitting to himself why he likes working the back): Yeah! It's just nice to be in control.

*Stede proudly gazing at Ed*

Scene 2

Taika: *breaks, closing his eyes and smiling*

Rhys: *wheezing/laughing*

Scene 3

Stede (leaning into his role of cocktail man, expert of drinks): Well imagine us as...a mixed drink.

Ed (absolutely smitten, ready to listen and pressing his finger against his lips to calm the urge to press his lips all over the dork in front of him): I am imagining it!

Stede (really struggling to capture the expertise of a cocktail man because he's more of a gardening guy so he can't think of a drink good enough to compare Ed to so he goes with whatever sounds cool and tough): You're the hard...sort of...

Ed (smile falls and starts feeling sad because Stede is calling him hard when he's really just a soft kitty princess but he'll go along with it because he gets it 😿 he copies his hand gestures to appear agreeable): I'm the hard one.

Stede (sweating bullets):...rustic...

Ed (definitely not liking the word rustic and tucking in his paws, I mean hands): Yeah.

Stede (knowing he’s completely boned it as a cocktail man): Ummm...

Ed (trying to save the moment and compares himself to a rare whiskey): The bitter one like a whiskey.

Stede (agreeing out of desperate relief): Bitter whiskey at the bottom. Yes!

Ed (remembering he doesn't actually like whiskey but he does like rum): Yeeah. Like yes, yeah. I'm like the whiskey or the rum.

Stede (changing the focus to distract Ed from his clumsy cocktail man moment): And I'm the fluffy kind of ✨️epervescent✨️…

(new word alert lol I think he meant effervescent)

Ed (entertained by the word choice): Ohhhh!

Stede (playing it up with jazz hands):...tang!

Ed (doesn't dare correct his excited boyfriend): Epervescent!

Stede: Yes!

Ed (gestures at his bubbly boyfriend): Yeah! You're the bubbly one!

Stede (wiggling in excitement): That just jumps in on top!

Ed: The Tang!

Stede: Yeah!

Ed (trying out a pickup line): Yeah you're the tang to my tong.

Stede (has no idea what a tong is but he loves rhyming): Ahhh! You're the zangy, I'm the tangy!

Ed (absolutely enamored and giggling with joy at Stede's flirting): Aw The Zangy and the Tangy! We should call the joint that! The Seaside and…

Stede (high pitched mating call): Tangy and Zangy!

Ed (falls apart laughing, holding on to Stede): ...Tangy Zang-!

Scene 4

Ed (giving Stede a boyfriend test): We're very different you see. We're cut from different cloths us two. Um but somehow when you stitch that cloth together...

Stede (appreciating Ed's deep thoughts): Mmm.

Ed: What does it make?

Stede (passing the test with flying colors): Well, a beautiful seam! ❤️

Ed: 💘😳🥰🫠

Scene 5

Ed (taking the opportunity to analyze and get near the Stiddies): We're leather and silk.

Stede (oblivious, trying to romantically serenade Ed): Leather and silk!

Ed: It's uh...*begins nervously singing too* and all things milk!

Stede (heartfelt but slightly confused crooning): ...together!

Ed (trying his best to rhyme): ...and from different ilks.

Ed (starts over, pulling it together as he goes): Leather and silk, from different ilks...

Stede (too stubborn to be apart from Ed even in song):...together we....

*Stede waits, anticipating a masterpiece finish*

Ed (hyperfocusing on dairy and possibly Stiddies at this point): ...from the udder...of life...we make milk!

*Stede remains utterly still as his brain catches up with Ed's*

*Ed finishes, baffled by his own song but he stands by those words because life really is like a cow's udder, and leather and silk are of different ilks, and in a strange and cosmic way, they do indeed make milk 🙂‍↕️🫶🏽*

[teddybearty]

So GOB 7 came out…and I don’t really care about it.

But I had a redesign for Syringeon sketched out soooo I drew a newer one last night + the “Givanium Infants” who are now adults and work as his nurses!!

More info below!

Simon is the lead doctor at the general hospital in town! He’s very strict when it comes to work and is pretty uptight all things considered. It took his lead nurses Jess and Jinn (both they/them) to give him more a social life!

They help him find love in Seymour (Dadadoo) and they’re happily married!!! 💕

Jess (the one not crying) is an attentive sweetheart that’s more of a listener than a talker. They’re the type of person that’ll give you a comforting smile and cheer you up when you’re feeling down.

Jinn meanwhile is just as quiet but is quick to emote when anything goes wrong. Usually they end up crying, maybe curled up in a corner with some calming YouTube videos. They really…just want a hug.

[isaarne]

Flirt attempt: Success!

Another mini-sketch in between more Lockwood and co fanart projects.

[ophii]

Hestia from tlo please

HESTIA ILY HESTIA

[glitchedfoxx]

okay! as promised, here's Vio and Shadow! This post with the other three got a lot more attention than I was expecting it to, I'm incredibly happy you guys like these designs

[st4r-t3ars]

Fox Kits - a contraband corrie card game

(shh don’t tell the commanders)

[reverendputty]

some anthrax art inspired by a particularly low quality image i saw on pinterest

[saekin]

[woopdeloopei]

here is the actual high quality art I promised you guys a lizor

[esfordays]

[styx-lethe]

Made more fanart for @lilyseleneluna 's fanfiction "Family Sticks Together" on ao3

Kid João and Arthur

I wanted to make this to show the difference between them, since Arthur was not raised in the traditional nation way, but João was.

Arthur

Was raised by a loving family

He got to be a child

He was taken care of by a loving father, who gave him only the best

He wears clothes that are rich looking and have sun symbols to represent Aodhán

Looks his age and is carefree and happy

João

Didn't have a parent to raise him

Nobody raised him, he raised himself

Raised and looked after Spain, despite their proplems

Was ecentially a single brother/father

He didn't get to be a child, he had to growup quickly

Has been part of politics and wars since he was young

Clothes are Roman styled and semi rich looking

He wears a SPQR neglace to show his status as a nation under the Roman Empire

He looks and acts mature for his age

He has developed mild eyebags from all the stress he is under

I hope you like this!! (;

[rautorots]

Work in prgss sketch of B n his dad

Sometime I wish Bee was always like TFP Bee with the mouth guard cause holy hell I cannot draw his face for the life of me

I hate this piece btw but there’s no way to learn how to draw bots without sucking at it first

All part of the process

[yugimu]

@zecrisketch you're old now have fun

[emimii]

Lloyd in his s9 outfit?

​m hoping you meant this gi bcuz i cannot for the life of me tell which gi is from which season

[mothprincess]

my nina sayers playlist is complete!!!! 🩰

[interdimensional-warlock-man]

DocM77, because he’s epic and also looks cool as hell!